Chrysalis

Yuck! Journalism class was in the Writing Center. WHY did I sit next to Meghan, who was sitting next to Matt?

Meghan: "What?"
Matt: "Nothing."
Meghan: "Ok..."
Matt: "What?"
Megha: "Nothing."
Matt: "Ok, fine."
Meghan: "Quit being mean!"
Matt: "I'm not being mean."
Meghan: "Then stop it!"
Matt: "Stop what? You stop it!"

Me: "Why don't I sit between you two so you both will fucking stop it! >.<
Matt: "Why don't you chill out, Ryan."
Me: "Don't tell me to chill out, MATT!"
Matt: "Shut up, Ryan. No one wants to hear you."
Me: "Matt, don't make me get ghetto in here.."
Matt: "I'd like to see you try."
Me: "Lord Jesus, don't make me slap this white boy!"

posted by ryryguy @ 3:48 PM