Chrysalis

Bored? Lonely? Depressed? Here's something to cheer you up.
First, become best friends with a girl, preferably a Meghan. Meghan will have a boyfriend named Matt. He's usually a weirdo. So what you do is, you tease him over and over again because nothing can phase the little piece of crap until you feel better! Go 'head. He likes helping people feel better.

posted by ryryguy @ 9:18 PM