Chrysalis

Have you ever fantasized about an imaginary person only to have him show up at work a few days later? Well I have. And it was freaky as hell. So I'm going to bed Friday night. Or was it Thursday? I don't remember. But I'm dreaming about this really cute guy that I've never met before. He was tall, blonde hair, blue eyes. You know, Uber-HOT! So I'm thinking how great it would be if this guy was real. So lo and behold, I show up at work today and guess who pops up? DREAM GUY! That's right with equally as beautiful girlfriend in arms. I was so upset. Because in my dream, he was with me. But as I was helping them, I realized that his girlfriend was REALLY nice. So nice that I would willingly give him up to her if I had to. She was so nice and polite, that I wanted to give her a hug. Yeah, that manipulative bitch. I hate her! >.<

I'm so hungry. I want something to eat. But I refuse to eat Thanksgiving leftovers. I REFUSE TO EAT THAT DRY ASS TURKEY! And there's only dark meat left, anyway.

posted by ryryguy @ 9:33 PM