Chrysalis

I've been taking a break from doing chores to tell you all about my little adventure with my friend Jenny yesterday. So, on Tuesday, me and Jenny are coming from our drama class. It was our test and she did pretty well, but I didn't do a very good job. I walk like a girl. ;_;
But anyway, we were walking by and there's this dude handing out things. So we purposely walk by and he hands us business cards. They say that they are looking for employees to get paid $17.25 an hour, that's right, $17.25 an hour. So of course me and Jenny sign up. So, the guy who talks to us was REALLY cute. He was like, I dunno, hot? I just can't describe how cute this guy was. So he tells us to come in to their office down the street and have a "group interview." So we're like, sure. We go to our last class and meet back up and head to the office. It's only a few blocks away.
So when we get to the building, the security guard opens the door. I swear to god, this fool looked just like the one Martin Lawrence played on his show, Martin. But we went upstairs and walked into the office. And who was to greet us but only the most beautiful guy on the planet. Tall, blonde, green eyes, very muscular. The creature called himself Evan and shook our hands. Let me tell you how big his hands were. There's nothing more sexy than a guy with big hands. I don't know why. But he was super hot. Anyway, we were forced to fill out new applications and wait until he screened us all. So he screened Jenny first, she got in. Then it was me. I got in. The screenig process was weird. All he did was go over my application and tell me that I needed a car to work there. I was like, "Why? This building is only a few blocks away from school?" But I just told him that I was getting a car because I knew I wasn't going to stay there. So he says that I was chosen to be in the group interview and to come back in half an hour. All I could do was stare at his biceps. So me and Jenny head back into the hallway and then she gets the suppision to investigate what the hell this company was all about. So we went back to our pal, Martin and he sang like a canary. Apparently, in order to get paid $17.25 an hour we had to sell flatware. Well we knew that part but the part we didn't know is that we had to buy our own product and sell it for profit. How lame was that? If I wanted a job like that, I'd sell Avon, Mary Kay, or Tupperware. So me and Jenny swallowed our pride and left. But not before saying goodbye to Evan. Oh baby, he was fine.

I got my secret santa for work today. It's strange. I've known this person for so long, yet I don't know this person at all. It's hard to find a gift for this person with only a $15 limit. I dont' know what to do.

posted by ryryguy @ 1:38 AM