Chrysalis

My Horoscope For Today
You might discover that you need to be a bit more assertive, Ryan. You like to work hard, and you tend to get along with all kinds of people. But when it comes time for a raise or a promotion, you are often too shy to ask for advancement. Right now, you could be in a situation that requires you to be bold. Don't be afraid to talk about your recent accomplishments and your overall expertise.

Okay, I know the astrology system is all fucked up, but sometimes I think they can be on the ball sometimes. You know, the constialltions move in the sky so much, that you aren't even the same sign the newspaper says. I'm actually a Aries right now. In a few hundred years, your birthday will move through all the signs. Pretty cool, huh?

Anyway, I think I'm starting to like Joe. But I don't know why. He's so much more my type than Wesley is. Today was awful. I couldn't keep my hands off of him. Tickiling him and so forth. Rubbing his head. I'm a slut. I'm a very slutty slut. Look at me, making perfectly straight guys eat out of the palm of my hand. What's with that?

posted by ryryguy @ 11:21 PM