Chrysalis

GOOD GOD, I'M HORNY!

I haven't felt this way in 17 years! And to make it worse, everywhere I look, there's some guy's hot abs in my face or some chick with her cleavage 12 centimeters from my face. Why must you all do that? CUT IT OUT!!! Ry-ry don't like it when he can't get laid. ():'-[

And here's a quote I got from my book. Good god, I love Faith! You rock on Dark Slayer!!

To his dying day-which could be any minute-Xander would be sorry that Buffy had not seen him kicking butt alongside Faith. He usually came off as kind of a handicap in the sweepstakes, or so Giles and Buffy claimed. Also, it would have been nice to show off for Cordy. So, dysfunctional.
But in the big fight, he was a helper, and when Faith whooped and said, "Man, I'm so horny! You horny?" he actually staked a vampire by accident because the very stiff, ah, stake he was holding kind of jerked forward in his grip and slammed into the heart of a bad boy who was leaping at him.

w00t!! Go Faith! I'm sure if I were ever to have a chance to slay vamps, I'm sure I'd get, uh, a little "excited" as well. ():-)

posted by ryryguy @ 12:53 AM